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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Scout in elementary school was that annoying kid who was always bothering the teachers and making messes everywhere. In high school, he became one of those jocks that’s a total idiot, but thinks he’s like the coolest thing ever.
Soldier had an unhealthy obsession with violence from the time he was a little kid, and he was that one boy or girl every class has that talk nonstop about war. In high school, he was the slightly insane and slightly redneck kid who doesn’t make any sense. 
Pyro in elementary school was that one kid who has an annoying obsession with horses, glitter, and princesses. Every class room has one. In high school, they became that goth person everyone thinks is scary, but once you get to know them is probably the least scariest person in the entire school.
Demoman loved pirates, robbers, soldiers, and everything like that when he was in elementary school, and he spent most of his time pretending to be such things. In high school, he was the boy who got drunk at every party and always seemed to be able to supply beer, no matter what. 
Heavy was very quiet and a little shy when he in elementary school, but once he got into high school, he was the strong and silent guy who no one messed with out of fear, and protected his friends at all costs. 
Engineer skipped most of elementary school, and if you ask him what he was like back then, he’ll laugh and say he was a dork. Once he made it into high school, he was still one of the “nerdiest” in the school, he was still one of the most popular.
Medic was a very quiet, very, and very studious child and teenager. He didn’t have any friends, and he dedicated all of his time to his morbid interests. Once he got to Med school, however, he started to become the man he is now.
Sniper was that quiet boy who everyone liked, but no one ever actually talked to that often. In high school, he was that broody, quiet kid who was always arguing with his parents that most of the girls liked, but he turned them all down, so there was rumors he was gay. 
Spy was the annoyingly charming kid in elementary school. The one who all the parents loved and all of the teachers adored. By the time he reached high school, he was already a spy, so he never really got a normal high school experience. But many times he went undercover as the foreign exchange student. 

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

Scout in elementary school was that annoying kid who was always bothering the teachers and making messes everywhere. In high school, he became one of those jocks that’s a total idiot, but thinks he’s like the coolest thing ever.

Soldier had an unhealthy obsession with violence from the time he was a little kid, and he was that one boy or girl every class has that talk nonstop about war. In high school, he was the slightly insane and slightly redneck kid who doesn’t make any sense. 

Pyro in elementary school was that one kid who has an annoying obsession with horses, glitter, and princesses. Every class room has one. In high school, they became that goth person everyone thinks is scary, but once you get to know them is probably the least scariest person in the entire school.

Demoman loved pirates, robbers, soldiers, and everything like that when he was in elementary school, and he spent most of his time pretending to be such things. In high school, he was the boy who got drunk at every party and always seemed to be able to supply beer, no matter what. 

Heavy was very quiet and a little shy when he in elementary school, but once he got into high school, he was the strong and silent guy who no one messed with out of fear, and protected his friends at all costs. 

Engineer skipped most of elementary school, and if you ask him what he was like back then, he’ll laugh and say he was a dork. Once he made it into high school, he was still one of the “nerdiest” in the school, he was still one of the most popular.

Medic was a very quiet, very, and very studious child and teenager. He didn’t have any friends, and he dedicated all of his time to his morbid interests. Once he got to Med school, however, he started to become the man he is now.

Sniper was that quiet boy who everyone liked, but no one ever actually talked to that often. In high school, he was that broody, quiet kid who was always arguing with his parents that most of the girls liked, but he turned them all down, so there was rumors he was gay. 

Spy was the annoyingly charming kid in elementary school. The one who all the parents loved and all of the teachers adored. By the time he reached high school, he was already a spy, so he never really got a normal high school experience. But many times he went undercover as the foreign exchange student. 

devilmonster18:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

ITS BACK!

spookysnipes:

young medic

spookysnipes:

young medic

rootsoforigin:

You wanna go?
(x)

nyoom

rootsoforigin:

You wanna go?

(x)

nyoom

Firefly Headcanon

seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

villainny:

Zoe and Wash, while deeply forever ridiculously in love, are not drift compatible.

Zoe and Mal are drift compatible.

Kaylee and Wash are drift compatible, and they have the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever been seen in the ‘verse - the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever to run away from a kaiju.

SECONDED

(also, the sudden thought of River Tam in a jaeger is rutting terrifying)

She hung from the ceiling, a perfect, motionless sculpture of a girl in the process of becoming a fruitbat.  Simon glanced up at her periodically, both checking that she was still present, and reassuring himself that the grind of the machines overhead would keep her from hearing what he had to say.  It wasn’t that he was keeping secrets from her; River knew everything about her condition, sometimes more than he did.  It was that she didn’t like being talked about, and he respected that.

"They weren’t trying to unlock psychic powers or anything like that, no matter what the rumors say," he said, his voice shaking slightly.  Kaylee shifted her weight from foot to foot, disturbed by that tremor in his words.  Simon Tam was the best K-scientist she’d ever worked with.  For him to sound scared…

"Those people, those monsters…" Simon paused to take a deep breath, relaxing a little at the taste of oil on his tongue.  Enough time spent with Kaylee had turned grime into perfume.  "They were trying to set up a neural bridge inside a single mind.  They wanted to do away with the need for drift compatibility, and privatize the Pilots.  Imagine being able to market Jaegers for domestic and commercial use, because you only needed one Pilot, and that Pilot was so doped and dependent that they could never leave you."

"That’s horrific," whispered Kaylee.  "They…they messed up her brain tryin’ to do something as can’t be done?"

"Oh, it can be done," said Simon grimly.  "They succeeded.

"My sister is in constant Drift with herself."

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YOU GET ME THE BEST PRESENTS <333

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I hate that moment between “I will write fic to amuse a person” and that person responding because WHAT IF I WROTE IT WRONG.

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

scotland-graveyard:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

This is genius

They did it! They opened up the TARDIS door.

They’re terrific, prolific. Made it better than it was before!

A ‘thank you’ from your crew. We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who. (x)

lacigreen:

this is rape culture, and it has got to stop.  stay strong jada.

lacigreen:

this is rape culture, and it has got to stop.  stay strong jada.